It all started on a beautiful, sunny Saturday afternoon. I was visiting my then good friend Jason; who was not a dick at this point; to spend the day sitting outside, smoking boutique cigars and laughing the day away.
As I eagerly approached Jason's house, I let myself in, as I always do, to be greeted with Jason wearing a full coloured printed shirt of my face eating a sandwich or something!
Yes, that is my face on Jason's shirt. And what a ridiculous image of me he chose.
After minutes of lauging and hearing the lengths that Jason went to pull this off, of course, this meant war!
Since that day, I vowed to have my revenge. I thought day and night, night and day and then, much like all good ideas, you start with the basics.
Jason Is A Dick. And that is all that I needed.
Jason designed ONE tshirt with me on it. Well, I will design 100s and sell them all online so the world can learn how ridiculous Jason is and how much of a dick he is.
Jason Is A Dick. Faisal, Friend, The Guy On Jason's Shirt.